Having Tea

The act of mating in a verbally incognito manner.

Dude, I can't talk on the phone now, I'm having tea.

Having Tea by Arachnid November 30, 2006

Having a Tea Party 

A secret way to say having sex around minors.

So my husband and I were having a tea party, last night.

Having a Tea Party by TxRah March 18, 2016

Having a cup of tea

Synonym for having sex. Often used when talking about sexual consent.

If someone is unconscious, don't give them a cup of tea.

"Where's George?"
"He's having a cup of tea"

Sometimes, people agree to having a cup of tea. But then, when the tea is ready, they might realise, that they don't want it anymore. Sure, that sucks, but you wouldn't force them to have a cup of tea.

Having a cup of tea by George the Turnip October 4, 2016