by hanaptezzi April 27, 2009

by Pienapple May 16, 2019

somthething your "significant other" will say to you when, realy, they're cheating on you... or maybe they just really don't hav time??
diane: hey you wanna use my pusse tonight?
frank: i have no time..i..err...need to vacuum my mom!!
diane: yea right!! your probably meeting up with jessica!! we're through!! >.<
2 hours later
Frank's mom: frank!! its time for my annual vacuum!!
frank: arrg!! coming mother!!
frank: i have no time..i..err...need to vacuum my mom!!
diane: yea right!! your probably meeting up with jessica!! we're through!! >.<
2 hours later
Frank's mom: frank!! its time for my annual vacuum!!
frank: arrg!! coming mother!!
by 2hawt4u March 08, 2008

Off doing something time-wasting when important or interesting stuff was happening. Not even having a good time, just having another time.
by Four Iron Feet April 20, 2010

Person 1: Oh, I got all A's for my report card!
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'
by Awesomedefs August 03, 2017

by Krearyal August 02, 2018

Son: Mom, can we go to Disney World?
Mom: If we have time..
Mom(Thinking): Hopefully he will forget...
Mom: If we have time..
Mom(Thinking): Hopefully he will forget...
by Tempestatem October 20, 2015
