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havin-ass bitch 

One who does not appreciate being fresh. One who does not understand that getting absolutely crunk gives you unlimited permission to instigate with anyone who looks at you the wrong way. Also, it is a member of the female canine race who is also possessing of a posterior.
I ain't scurred of no PoPo, havin-ass bitch!

havin' ass nigga 

A Having Ass Nigga is someone who always tryna be in the mix, always tryna ride a wave. Having is not to be confused with a Having Ass Nigga. If you Having, you and yours are chilling, but if you a Having Ass Nigga you out here tryna come up off somebody. Originates from the one and only @Somegodx. Peep that Soundcloud.
Mans Billy a havin' ass nigga, he always tryna get put on and shit dawg.

Crusty no new shirt havin ass 

When your name is evan and you wear the same shirt for 3 weeks at work with the same brown stain and stink like a hobo.
Yo, that dickhead evan is a crusty no new shirt havin ass.

Small dick havin ass 

Usually named andrew and has a girlfriend named kiara.
Damn that guy andrew is a small dick havin ass

PC Havin' Ass

A form of political correctness typically associated with a person from San Diego. Generally speaking a light skinned male or overly sensitive female who happens to have a chip on their shoulder and thinks they can make the world a better place by telling others what is and isn't appropriate to say.
Baba: Hey yo Max do you wanna smoke?

Max: Ummm suure.
Baba: Oh cool I have a couple fags in the car I'll be right back.

Max: YOU HAVE WHAT?!?
Baba: Fags to smoke?

Max: IT'S 2016 YOU CAN'T SAY FAG ANYMORE
Baba: Shut yo PC Havin' Ass up
PC Havin' Ass by Kipper Ass Bitch December 8, 2016

Stupid Cum guzzling no nipples no balls havin ass bitch 

Someone who is a little bitch with no nipples or balls
Stupid Cum guzzling no nipples no balls havin ass bitch - *friend breaks bong* what the fuck you stupid cum guzzling no nipples no balls having ass bitch
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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