hattium is the small sluggish metal which is is defined to be the "metal version of shit" although it looks like poo it smells very lovely a lot like WILL which is a brittania flower
a metal-looking material that's is shaped a lot like poo, although it has this disgusting figure the small is awfully lovely and is described to smell like the well known sand flower "hattoum" where the name originates from
A hattum is defined as a person directly related by blood to a family of big dickwig splitters. Of lebanese origin hattum Pronounced “Hatome” in arabic
Guy 1: hey man what are you so pissed about?
Guy 2: one of those hattums fucked my wife and i cant do a godamn thing about it.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.