hatfull of ass

a hat containing many an ass.

man 1:"i just bought a hatfull of ass!"
man 2:"NEAT!"

hatfull of ass by jim May 7, 2005

hat full of assholes 

unattractive, ugly, a site as bad as a hat full of assholes.

' that gronk you picked up last night was as pretty as a hat full of assholes '

hat full of assholes by ozzie69 June 9, 2005

Funny as a hat full of assholes

Hilarious behavior by one or more persons

They were as funny as a hat full of assholes.

Funny as a hat full of assholes by tomcat at avalon July 19, 2012

About as useless as a hat full of busted assholes 

A put down in australian slang: when someone cant do their job or play sport properly.

-you see ol' Bluey over there, yeah he's been working here for about 15 years but he's about as useless as a hat full of busted assholes.

About as useless as a hat full of busted assholes by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022