hateuationship

Also known as hateyouationship:
When you and your ex are not friends, but not back together either and resort to texting each other only in a passive-aggressive/sarcastically-insulting way as a love language. Could also be described as performative hate, oftentimes when you both know you still love each other. Also applies to communication in person.

„So how are things between you and Veronica?“
„No, we‘re in a hateuationship“
„So, y‘all are back together?“
„No, we kinda passionately hate on each other“

hateuationship by sergunchugun October 4, 2026

Hatetationship

The relationship between your wife and the bitch your sleeping with.

Karl: Dude, my wife and my girlfriend started throwing down the other day.
Sam: You let them meet eachother??
Karl: Yeah I love watching their hatetationship. Oil and pillowfights.

Hatetationship by bearpearashen September 30, 2008

Hatetationship

Applies more to women. That one bitch at the office or salon you chat up to pass the time away. When she leave, you talk about how much of a cunt she is.

I always see Amanda and Stephanie talking. Oddly enough Steph wants to jam her size 8 up Amanda's vag. Must be one hell of a hatetationship they have.

Hatetationship by Steffiweffie August 15, 2008