often used by the zoo krew of costa mesa, the phrase is used to tell others to chill out, or it'll be alright.
by andrew simo June 11, 2006
The act of violently urging someone to examine your "wiener" (penis), and give you a detailed report.
Dude, earlier on, i was in Starbucks when an old man pulled down his pants and started Wiener Hassling me. He said, "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY WIENER!!!"
by Wiener dude August 17, 2009
by Tim McQuaig January 4, 2004
A person who its a hassle around; someone who fucking wreaks your head because they won't shut the hell up!
by red_knickers June 16, 2008
A "hassle unit" is a standard unit of measure defined by a scale from 0 to 100 used to indicate the difficulty involved in completing a task. The low end of the scale (0) indicates that the task is easy and will be accomplished without effort. The high end (100) indicates that the task will require massive amounts of effort to complete and is nearly impossible.
"Meeting you for lunch today will require 10 hassle units, the restaraunt isn't too far from my office."
"Rewriting that entire proposal before end of business today will require 90 hassle units, but we'll do our best."
"Deciphering John Kerry's position on Iraq requires 99 hassle units.
"Rewriting that entire proposal before end of business today will require 90 hassle units, but we'll do our best."
"Deciphering John Kerry's position on Iraq requires 99 hassle units.
by Steve Jackson October 12, 2004
When your side hustle becomes more trouble than it's worth.
1960's hippie lingo for any social norm or ideal that they felt was a conformist notion designed to rob them of their free thought.
Dad: "Hey son, it's time you got a job and contributed to the household."
Hippie Son: "Don't wrap me up in your plastic hassles, work is just a construct of conformity!"
Hippie Son: "Don't wrap me up in your plastic hassles, work is just a construct of conformity!"
by x BILKO x September 12, 2016