hario 

Hario, the made up Mario. When one tries to say more than one name at the same time, it tends to come out as a "Hario".

Hario and Huigi games are the best!

hario by TastyTreatss June 20, 2023

HARFO 

have a real fine one

Have
A
Real
Fine
One

That is great you are going on vacation next week, HARFO.

HARFO by St. Thomas Aquinas July 27, 2007

Post Hardon Depression

Not to be confused with "Post Pardum Depression" which is a serious medical condition requiring treatment, "Post Hardon Depression" generally passes on it's own. It occurs for a man, following sex when he is left with that feeling of ennui, so well expressed in the Peggy Lee song, "Is That All There Is?"

Seeing Farquar's long face, George asks, 'What happen...you look like your dog just died?' Farquar replies, 'No, nothing like that, I just had great sex with my girlfriend, but now have Post Hardon Depression.' George, replies, 'Oh man, I feel your pain.'

Post Hardon Depression by LaughingAloud June 15, 2010

Harbooger 

When you have an itch on the rim of your nose and when you scratch it a booger gets on your finger. You try to hide it by putting ur finger in your mouth and bit down on your nail while savoring the booger. You are confident no one saw you but if they did you will recruit your older brother to tell everyone you never have ate a booger in your life!

Tom: Jim, did you just Harbooger?!!!
Jim: No way man! There was no booger! Just scratching!! No Booger!!

Harbooger by CoonGirlLover September 15, 2016

Pearl Harbor 

When three or more United States Marines gangbang a Japanese chick.

GENERAL: Private VanHorn, why the fuck are you late to formation?
PRIVATE: Sorry sir! Major Propnuts, Captain Silverbars and I were giving Hiroki a Pearl Harbor until 4AM!
GENERAL: Carry on, Private.

Pearl Harbor by Mustache Cano March 17, 2010

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears 

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.

Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears by tcp3059 May 4, 2014

Harbowl 

The 47th Superbowl. Nicknamed such because brothers Jim and John Harbaugh coach the San Francisco 49ers and Baltimore Ravens respectively.

After the game on Sunday, everyone was talking about the damn HarBowl.

Harbowl by JShug January 20, 2013