Hardz

Sad 56k Gamer who ruled when everyone had 28k modems and Quake!

Get cable foo yer such a Hardz!

by Hardz June 18, 2003

Flexin' Hard

Posturing in a display of power and status to assert dominance over weaker, beta males, particularly in situations or contexts that rappers often find themselves. To maximize, inflate and obscenely flaunt one's strength, aggression, wealth, style, and pussy crushing ability to a degree that haters cower and feel less of a man in your presence.

"Come drink tequila in my VIP cabana pool" commanded the rapper to the set of hot Asian sluts, Flexin' Hard on some pussy-ass little boys and taking their bitches, shitting all over their day at Wet Republic.

by Filth Ninja January 23, 2018

hard jewelry

the best fucking jewelry!

you can do anything and everything in it. fuck it you can even use it as a proposal ring! you can follow them on !

bro i just bought some hard jewelry and my ex dmed me!

by lyt.jas February 25, 2020

Sho Hard!

Funny version for: So Hard!

Alex: I Thought u were smart at everything

Ricky: But this is SHO HARD!

by SHooo_Cool April 25, 2010

hard pass

straight up rejection

James: meet me at the mall let's hang.
Erica: naw, hard pass.

by thottie1 January 19, 2014

Hard Erect Dong

A dong that is both hard and erect. Generally, when doing the sexy times, you'll probably want your dingle dong to be hard & erect. It's common practice within the male community to have a hard and erect dong when either masturbating, sexy sex, or moisturizing.

Guy 1: Man, when I sexed my boyfriend (no homo) last night, I had a Hard Erect Dong
Guy 2: Yeah same man, when I sexed my girlfriend (no hetero) last night, my dong was both hard and erect.
Guy 3: Shut up man we're at my father's funeral

by hard erect dong master June 3, 2020

Hard Bark

A resistance to external influences; pain, criticism or peer pressure.

You got a lot of hard bark on you, Pal.

by TC Gage December 19, 2008