Hardwired

When you get turned on by nipple play.

This guy I'm dating is hardwired! He'll scream as soon as I lick his nipples.

by Crustyskaman January 20, 2014

Hardwired headphones

When you run the headphone cord from your iPod/iPhone up under your clothes. It only takes two seconds to run the cord under your shirt, and then you don't have to worry about getting the cord caught on your car door, the counter top, or the vacuum cleaner (cause you know you listen to music when you vacuum). In addition, hardwiring allows you to let your earphones dangle just outside of your shirt (if you're really smart you'll even have two shirts on, and you can hide your earphones when not in use).

Becky: "Tom, why do you look so cool?!?"

Tom: "It's because I hardwire my headphones . . . see, no cord. It's called Hardwired headphones."

Becky: "OMG!!! That's like soooo smart!! I would've never thought to do something like that. I'm always getting my cord caught on my car door and my vacuum cleaner."

Tom: "Well Becky, that's because you're a dumb skank."

by Sgt. Standanco February 14, 2012

packing hardware

Packing hardware is street and police slang for carrying firearm, especially powerful firearms.

When the patrolmen searched the gangbangers they found .45 caliber Glocks, which is really packing hardware.

by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016

Hardware

(Noun) Name given collectively to IV drug use paraphernalia.

Whenever, where ever Robbie kept his hardware close so that he could get one in whenever the opportunity showed itself.

by Nikki Stixx April 4, 2020

L Your Hardware Vendor

When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."

Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!

by Alfred_FL May 26, 2020

Ace Hardware

When a person has reached such a level of douchebaggery that they have surpassed tool, toolbag, and toolshed, they become an Ace Hardware.

Man, Frank used to be a toolbag, but now he's a freakin Ace Hardware.

by SimpleMindedTed March 6, 2005

Hardware

This is slang for weapons.

The platoon was packing hardware

by I, Wreckerrr December 1, 2020