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hard-on in a bottle

Slang nickname for the sports celebrity hyped but entirely ineffective mail-order supplements that purport to give you muscles and a big black boner no matter what your ethnicity.
I don’t give a rat’s ass if it is a full-blown goddamn placebo, I just wanna get my own hard-on in a bottle and try it out for myself!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019
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