hard lemonade

1 part lemonade
3 parts sugar
1 part swag in a bottle

DAMN!!! You didn't put no sugar in dis! Tastes like that nasty ass vitamin water stuff.. I'ma teach you how to make some hard lemonade.

by roll_tide_roll January 9, 2011

hard lemonade

An alcoholic drink with Vodka and Lemonade.

9oz Vodka and half-can of Lemonade Concentrate is one HARD lemonade.

by SpikedLemon September 25, 2005

hard lemonade

Semen. Purely and simply, semen.

"Yea, i sucked him off and drank his hard lemonade."

by LeilaJonssonBiotch December 29, 2007

hard lemonade

when a guy goes down on you and you piss in his face

I heard he called me a dirty hoe so that night I gave him a hard lemonade.

by Nikki January 19, 2004

hard lemonade

Adult Fanfiction (like "lemons") but of an extremely explicit nature. Lemonade being a fanfic with Lemons being the sex scenes in it, Hard Lemonade is used to describe the fanfics of an extremely explicit nature, usually written in gratuitous detail, leaving nothing to the imagination.

"I've read some good Harry Potter lemons before, but this latest update was nothing but hard lemonade! I had to take a shower after it!"

by harlita January 28, 2008

Kansas Hard Lemonade

Concentrated urine that is dark in color and harsh in odor much like that of a dehydrated fat man.

Phew Enis, I need to go drop some Kansas Hard Lemonade!

by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003

mike's hard lemonade

a quite tasty malt liquer beverage that leaves a nasty resin in your throat after a night of drinking it

i got crazy hockers from drinknig mike's

by tmcheat May 3, 2005