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hard lemonade 

1 part lemonade
3 parts sugar
1 part swag in a bottle
DAMN!!! You didn't put no sugar in dis! Tastes like that nasty ass vitamin water stuff.. I'ma teach you how to make some hard lemonade.
hard lemonade by roll_tide_roll January 9, 2011
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hard lemonade 

An alcoholic drink with Vodka and Lemonade.
9oz Vodka and half-can of Lemonade Concentrate is one HARD lemonade.
hard lemonade by SpikedLemon September 25, 2005

hard lemonade 

Semen. Purely and simply, semen.
"Yea, i sucked him off and drank his hard lemonade."
hard lemonade by LeilaJonssonBiotch December 29, 2007

hard lemonade 

when a guy goes down on you and you piss in his face
I heard he called me a dirty hoe so that night I gave him a hard lemonade.
hard lemonade by Nikki January 19, 2004

hard lemonade 

Adult Fanfiction (like "lemons") but of an extremely explicit nature. Lemonade being a fanfic with Lemons being the sex scenes in it, Hard Lemonade is used to describe the fanfics of an extremely explicit nature, usually written in gratuitous detail, leaving nothing to the imagination.
"I've read some good Harry Potter lemons before, but this latest update was nothing but hard lemonade! I had to take a shower after it!"
hard lemonade by harlita January 28, 2008

Hard Lemonade 

When you have to piss really bad, and you get a boner.
Friend -"Damn Mike, you look really stressed out over there."
Mike- "Dude, I just got hard lemonade and it's raging!"
Hard Lemonade by Jackhignarly October 19, 2017

Kansas Hard Lemonade 

Concentrated urine that is dark in color and harsh in odor much like that of a dehydrated fat man.
Phew Enis, I need to go drop some Kansas Hard Lemonade!
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