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Hard Liquor Jokes 

A style of comedy that is akin to the subjective taste of hard liquor.
Sometimes I can be funny but it depends on the person, as I tell hard liquor jokes.

hard liquor drinking area 

A pre determined area, typically a table, where serious hard liquor drinking is to occur before a night out. The one rule states that once you have entered the area, no-one leaves the hard liquor drinking area until the final bottle of liquor has been finished.
Instigator: This table has been officially decreed as the Hard Liquor Drinking Area for tonight's pre-party. Bring your bottle, and make yourselves ready
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026