Happy pirate 

Someone that enjoys a angry pirate

Lauren is a happy pirate, she can't get enough of the angry pirate

Happy pirate by Ipk18 January 23, 2014

happy pirate 

when a guy cums in his lady's eye making me cover her eye like an eye patch and then he kicks her in the shin making her kick her leg up (kinda like a wooden leg i guess) making her jump around like a happy little pirate :D

mitchell gave tiffany a happy pirate last night
~DAMN theres NOT a visene for that!
(no wonder she said her shins hurt)

happy pirate by shaqwandah October 25, 2007

happy pirate 

its when a male is having his cock sucked and before he cums, he pulls it out and goes in one the person's eye then instantly after he slaps the person with his member and the person goes yarrrrrrr.

happy pirate by Smatt October 23, 2003

happy pirate 

When a person is so high that one of their eyes closes like a pirate wearing an eye patch

we spoked 3 blunts alex was a happy pirate

happy pirate by catoxx3 March 3, 2011

the happy pirate

when your getting a blowjob and you hand you partner an eye patch and fake leg, finish and start role playing, the more polite version of the angry pirate

jessi, i just got the happy pirate from mike, he is the most awesome guy ever

the happy pirate by bobdole117 June 17, 2010