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Happy Juice 

A mixture of juice (pineapple, fruit punch or orange from concentrate) and alcohol usually rum (White or Aged) that taste nothing like liquor and fools many into believing they are drinking only juice until the effects start to take effect. Happy juice is usually stronger than drinking the same liquor on another basis as many bottles can be used and the taste barely changes.

Recipe can be experimented with and varied to drinkers preference
Some girls don't like to drink straight hard liquor so they drink Happy Juice as an alternative and get even more fucked up.

HAPPY JUICE 

A MIX OF A ALCOHOL DRINK AND JUCE OF ANY TYPE
I'M BOUT TO GET {CRUNK} ON THAT HAPPY JUICE
HAPPY JUICE by JA'SHYA July 10, 2009

Happy Juice 

Another word used to say jizz, cum, man juice, etc.
Person 1: Oh man i heard u and (insert girl's name here) fu**ed last night.

Person 2: Yeah! man i spilled my HAPPY JUICE everywhere!!!.
Happy Juice by oh!no June 26, 2009

happy juice 

any intoxicating beverage i.e tequila, whiskey,etc.
Momma be lit on the happy juice huh?
happy juice by Captain Beef March 13, 2005

happy juice 

the stuff that comes from a penis when a guy gets a little too happy.
so, lia. did u get shot with happy juice this weekend?
happy juice by manda and lia November 14, 2006

Happy Juice 

Noun-Used to refer to high grade prison alcohol or hooch produced inexpensively and in bulk.
Hey Dan-o! when are you going to make more happy juice?

Hey pass me the two liter of happy juice.
Happy Juice by Dan-o the drunk October 17, 2008