happy ending hands 

The smoothest and softest of hands that result in the happiest of endings.

See happy ending.

Mary Jane's hands are so ridiculously soft I jizzed my pants. They were like happy ending hands...

happy ending hands by Pap¡ July 13, 2016

Happy ending 

When a massouse feels inclined to finish your session w/ oral sex or manual release (usually for an extra twenty dollars)

"I was in china town getting a rubdown and the girl gave me a happy ending; is that cheating on my wife?"

Happy ending by fukstik January 25, 2003

Happy Ending 

When you get a free egg roll at the end of your massage.

Masseuse: You get free egg roll! Happy Ending

Happy Ending by FegelFatso June 10, 2018

happy-ending massage 

A massage that is normal up until the end, where the masseuse gives the person being massaged a handjob. See also: handjob, The Gabbie Show

Eric was surprised, yet very satisfied, with his happy-ending massage.

happy-ending massage by Cringey May 13, 2016

Happy-ending massage 

When the massuse gives the person being massaged a handjob

She got a happy-ending massage when that sexy male masseuse spread her legs and...

Happy-ending massage by Little cheeto August 3, 2018

Happy ending 

A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra.

"I went to a get a massage and I got a happy ending."

Happy ending by Finalpoet February 7, 2019

happy ending 

When getting a rub down by an Asian, you roll over and ask for a happy ending. They then jerk you off with their skilled hands.

Dave Chappelle: Hey baby, can I get a happy endin'? *Pause* She didn't say no!

happy ending by China Shhtan. September 4, 2005