a hotheaded aries who is so fucking gay. they are exceptionally good at water polo and enjoy refreshing canned tomato juice after a good workout. they will welcome you with a sweet smile and then get right to beating you up as soon as you make physical contact with them, beware! has a strange thigh to leg ratio. vibes best with funny dilfs so give all your dilfs to a hansheenie.
person 1: hansheenie arrived!
person 2: oh no be careful she might hurt you with those amazing water poloskills of theirs!
Hanseel is a sigma male, he like smacking em' (volley)balls. He may be quiet, but he's homiesexual . He go no gf tho cuz no girl deserves him. He's a real one who will never give up on his homies.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.