a hotheaded aries who is so fucking gay. they are exceptionally good at water polo and enjoy refreshing canned tomato juice after a good workout. they will welcome you with a sweet smile and then get right to beating you up as soon as you make physical contact with them, beware! has a strange thigh to leg ratio. vibes best with funny dilfs so give all your dilfs to a hansheenie.
person 1: hansheenie arrived!
person 2: oh no be careful she might hurt you with those amazing water polo skills of theirs!
Hanseel is a sigma male, he like smacking em' (volley)balls. He may be quiet, but he's homiesexual . He go no gf tho cuz no girl deserves him. He's a real one who will never give up on his homies.