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hansheenie 

a hotheaded aries who is so fucking gay. they are exceptionally good at water polo and enjoy refreshing canned tomato juice after a good workout. they will welcome you with a sweet smile and then get right to beating you up as soon as you make physical contact with them, beware! has a strange thigh to leg ratio. vibes best with funny dilfs so give all your dilfs to a hansheenie.
person 1: hansheenie arrived!
person 2: oh no be careful she might hurt you with those amazing water polo skills of theirs!
hansheenie by izzyisswagger April 21, 2021

hashenie 

a girl who is caring, loving and pretty. she cares about her family and friends a lot. she may be stubborn and have a short temper but is very forgiving but will never forget it. she is absolutely amazing in the bed . if she gets a boyfriend that guy will be the luckiest guy to live.
wow, is that Hashenie!
hashenie by Alanah1234 December 9, 2017
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harsheeni 

She is a sweetest soul you could ever meet.she must be a chocolate lover.very passionate towards her dream.she loves their loved ones unconditionally.
Harsheeni is a sweet soul
harsheeni by 1st love November 23, 2021
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