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hankypanky 

What gay fucking dorks call fucking.
Hey, lets make some hankypanky, it's no big deal.
hankypanky by Big Baby Jesus April 29, 2003
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HankyPanky 

'HankyPanky' is a common known term to having sexual intercourse with a blue poodle with aids.
"The 45 year old man had 'HankyPanky' with his 3 year old blue poodle who had aids."

Hankypanky 

Sexual thoughts or actions, especially those involving necrophiliism, pink fluffy handcuffs, or any sort of playtime done prior to marriage. EXCEPTION: when Jesus says it's ok or when the hankypanky is used for the betterment of those around you.
Jack's use of the "vortex" caused her to moan so loud that not even doing it in the RV could hide the fact that the hankypanky was about to get good.
Hankypanky by GreekFreak6969 August 14, 2022

Hankypanky 

Hankypanky is the act of causing a distraction in the environment to induce a situation where a person may conduct self-pleasurment.
Bryan pulled a hankypanky to make Ludwig go away so that he could masturbate in peace
Hankypanky by Mikael the word-man November 16, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026