Hangover Horn

When suffering from a hangover, all areas of the human body seem to shut down - all functions are inoperable or at least you don't have the energy to try them. All that is, bar one. Despite feeling that you're close to death, the libido not only remains, but seems to be heightened - congratulations, you have the Hangover Horn.

Sarah: Jesus, where have you been, I've been phoning you for ages?!
Mike: Sorry, I was out drinking last night. I've got the Hangover Horn, you caught me on the up stroke.

by BrianTrousers March 21, 2009

hangover horn

you think every thing is sexual and its turns you on

dude ive got the hangover horn bad i thought this wooden tray was hot? coz its made of wood,hard,smooth and needs both hands to hold it...see?

by bambi901 January 20, 2009

hangover horniness

The sexual desire many men and some women experience during the day following a night of heavy drinking. This may be caused by a temporary hormonal imbalance and/or by temporary fatigue within certain areas of the brain. Effects can last up to 24 hours, but may be offset by physical fatigue, which inhibits the desire for strenuous physical activity.

We didn't get out of bed until noon today. My husband had a severe case of hangover horniness.

by bluedevil July 21, 2006

Hungover Horn

The extreme level of horniness a person achieves when slightly hungover after a night out.

Goffrey: Damn you hungover horn, how am I going to be able to go to work with this raging hard on??

by Goffrey4111 October 8, 2015

Hangover Horny

When you hook up with someone and leave and later on want to do the same again with them to experience that feeling but can't and reminisce wanting

"Last night was great. I want that feeling again."
You're just hangover horny. Must've been enjoyable

by Dimitri6923 May 17, 2025

Hangover Horny

A feeling that lingers into the next day for someone who gave pleasure or received great pleasure from that you can't be with again but want to.

Last night was so good. Why do they have to catch that flight?

"You're just hangover horny. It happens with flings."

by Dimitri6923 May 18, 2025

horny hangover

The mysterious and overwhelming urge to have sex the day after a night of hard drinking, despite being completely dehydrated and having a massive headache.

"I've got a serious case of the horny hangover. I feel like total shit but my boner won't go away."

by 8blake August 14, 2006