hangover heartburn

the extreme heartburn that follows a heavy night of drinking. typically associated with gut rot, swamp ass and other inebriation-related symptoms.

Bob: Hey fella, would you like to have some coffee, tomatoes and hydrochloric acid? it's real tasty.

Fella: no way man, my hangover heartburn prevents me from having any acidic foods, regardless of taste profile. also, kill me, this pain sucks

by dhobiwala July 26, 2012

Heartbreak Hangover

The feeling you get the next morning after being broken up with where you feel hungover but not from alcohol, but rather the flood of tears cried the night before. Treatments include an ice roller for puffiness, electrolytes for hydration and a pair of big sunglasses to cover your puffy eyes. Long term effects may apply

Becky: “Sasha, you look like shit, are you okay?”
Sasha: “Not really, Jordan broke up with me last night and I have a bad case of heartbreak hangover”

by ProfessionalOversharer March 1, 2022