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handglides

would be balancing on one hand taking your other hand and lifting it off the ground and back on it and pushing making you spin. some people will put a long sleeve (or at some dances a santa hat) down so it cause less friction.
a hand glide is fucking frustraiting to get down
by blazed December 9, 2004
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Huber Hanglider

To dangle precariously on the edge of a couch or table while having your partner place your testicles in their mouth and holding on tight while you jump across the room. Can result in extreme pleasure or a torn sac, perhaps both.
Womp had his new girl Oprah give him the Huber Hanglider while dangling on Becky's new ottoman.
by Senor Musk October 27, 2006
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Handglider

A little known phrase which can be slipped into common parlance without the other party necessarily knowing it to be offensive. The pastime of "Hang Gliding" is well known, the term "Hand Gliding" albeit sounding similar is a term associated with "Masturbation". "Hand Gliding" refers to your hand moving up and down the associated gentleman sausage.
Person 1

"Jesus Christ I have been wanking myself stupid over these last couple of days, I have nearly torn my own cock off"...

Person 2

"For sure, you are turning into a real handglider my friend"
by The Arse Whisperer February 13, 2017
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hanglide surprise

To lube up one's penis while hangliding with someone else in front of you, and inserting your penis into their butt while hangliding some 100 yards in the air.
We went for a vacation but Johnny gave me a hanglide surprise and missed his target, now I'm pregnant.
by bassbaboonist January 8, 2006
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hangglider

A Hangglider is something you get after a night of drinking. You feel like you are flying. It is not good to hangglider when you are driving.
Aww kel do you have a hangover? No she has a hangglider
by Ryan December 2, 2004
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