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HandKrafted 

Robert went down to the spa for a HandKrafted massage.
HandKrafted by Jakestreak29 February 22, 2019

landcraft 

landcraft is a game in which you throw sticks at each other, and also arm yourself with sticks and have a sword-like battle. If a body part is hit it now becomes unusable.Usually played amongst stoned kids in forests.
Stoned kid #1:"holy hell how did u get that gash under your eye?"

Stoned kid #2:"Landcraft battle man."

Hatecraft 

A vocation under the rubric of wokeness where gender, race, and culture are weaponized to cancel corporations and persons who refuse to adopt today’s virtue signaling by the woke mob.
Similar to “tradecraft” describing intelligence community tools needed to conduct espionage, various “hatecraft” tools used by the woke mob to compromise businesses and people include influence operations, demonstrations, and petitions.
Hatecraft by Mil3druid4 July 7, 2023

Peruvian Handcart 

Running a two-man train on a woman.
Why don't you and Paul just cut all this shit and run the old Peruvian Handcart on her?
Peruvian Handcart by Cockblock September 16, 2012

Haycraft 

Hay▪craft /Hey▪kraft, Hey▪krahft/ A sexual intercourse maneuver involving a male who in the professional setting is subordinate, and female who is said males superior, esp. the insertion of the subordinate males penis into the vagina of the superior female where the subordinate male takes on the dominate role, the subordinate male at the peak of sexual excitation, removes the penis from the vagina and shoves it vigorously, with drive and vengeance, forcing it into the anus of the superior female while simultaneously giving the female a sharp thrust or blow, esp. with the fist, but maybe with other blunt objects typically to the back of the head, but maybe to the side or top of the head, usually accompanied in the now dominate male by ejaculation on rear body and hair of the now submissive (and possibly unconscious) superior female, this maneuver is conducted so it strikes or occurs with a sudden feeling of wonder or astonishment, as through its unexpectedness.

Origin:

Iraq. 2010; ME; OE hēgcræft strength, skill, domination; c. G Heukraft, ON heykraptr, Goth hawikracht.
Employee 1: Hey Jonny why are you cleaning out your desk?
Employee 2: I was going jackhammer on the bosses guts last night, got caught up in the moment, delivered a Haycraft and when that bitch came to, she canned me.

Example 2
Employee 1: The boss looks kind of homely with that sort hair and those freckles
Employee2: I’d fuck her, and then give that bitch a Haycraft!
Haycraft by Haycrafter October 7, 2010

hell in a handcart 

Similar to 'hell in a handbasket'.
The description of the impending awfulness of a situation, by implying that both the uncomfortable mode of transport plus the final destination would make for one really unpleasant experience.
"Just ten minutes browsing randomly through urban dictionary proves that our beloved English language is broken, and we're all going to hell in a handcart"
hell in a handcart by Phil G January 16, 2008