hamper mouth 

someone who dishes out all your dirty laundry (secrets) even to your parents

person a: yo did you hear that she lost her virginity last night

person b: why do you have to be such a hamper mouth?

hamper mouth by whateverrrrrrrrrrrr January 21, 2011

hammer-mouth

An individual that likes to suck a lot of cock. A.K.A. HAMMER

"Yo Benz, u know this bitch?"
"Yeah, she's a hammer-mouth"

hammer-mouth by Benz April 15, 2003

Mouth hammer

Noun - A fleshy tube shaped tool used for tonsil relocation, more commonly referred to as a penis.

"She was in awe of my awesome set of tools, specifically my mouth hammer"

Mouth hammer by ten75ice October 13, 2017

mother humper 

Another phrarse to say in terrible situations when your DYING to say mother f***er and you can't.

" GOD DAMN YOU, YOU MOTHER HUMPER!"

" SHUT THE F UP YOU MOTHER HUMPER "

mother humper by heather ( : January 24, 2009

Mother Humper 

The slightly comical, kiddie version of 'Mother Fucker' that can be used in a public setting (more or less) without the usual sidelong grimaces from nearby listeners who object to profaning parental relations .

I'd talk to Dad about borrowing the truck for homecoming night, but I'm more afraid of the mean Mother Humper crackin' me one in the mouth just for askin'!

Mother Humper by Wunkman April 6, 2010