Hammered

drunk off ur ass

Dude, he's way hammered

by Shana Morro March 26, 2003

hammered

someone who has gotten themselves completely drunk

'people who get hammered won't be able to nail'

by .lanky_bec. April 26, 2006

The Hammer

A very large penis. Not only long, but has a girth that cannot be ignored. Known for preventing many woman from ever walking again and causing severe bruising. You might as well literally try to have sex with a hammer.

Girl 1: "Hey did you see Terrell at practice? You could totally see his junk when he was wearing that spandex!"

Girl 2: "I feel sorry for his girlfriend. The Hammer he is packing would kill me. "

by bigbear199186 February 5, 2011

the hammer

Nickname for your buddy who's hung like a horse

Everyone called Nick 'The Hammer' after seeing him naked in the shower at school.

by JTHowell February 13, 2009

hammered

Another definition to this widely used term referring to the act of getting bludgeoned (possibly to death) with the tool known as a hammer.

"I got hammered at Home Depot last night."

by mlvd742 January 13, 2010

Hammer

Gun, 9mm (used in New York City)

Yo son got da hammer today

by The Infiltrator May 5, 2010

Hammered

(Seattle slang) adjective, used to describe ugliness in people, usually females, as if their hideous face could only be explained as "hit by a hammer".

She's cute right?" "Nah she's hammered!

by GHSchick April 2, 2011