A very large penis. Not only long, but has a girth that cannot be ignored. Known for preventing many woman from ever walking again and causing severe bruising. You might as well literally try to have sex with a hammer.
Girl 1: "Hey did you see Terrell at practice? You could totally see his junk when he was wearing that spandex!"
Girl 2: "I feel sorry for his girlfriend. The Hammer he is packing would kill me. "
Girl 2: "I feel sorry for his girlfriend. The Hammer he is packing would kill me. "
by bigbear199186 February 05, 2011
A way of describing something as being overwhelmingly good, or having a superior quality that sets it apart from the rest. The idea is that the quality "hits you like a hammer."
by Lon March 11, 2008
One of the first performance Mercedes' made by AMG. The car was the tiny 300E body with a tuned 6 liter conversion of the 5.6 liter V8 from the 560SEC. The engine, bored and stroked with new headers and 4 valves per cylinder, put out close to 400 horse power. A Renntech version produced 440bhp and 440lb. ft. of torque. The engine was so big, the entire electrical system was moved to the trunk and the cooling system was converted to electrical to conserve space. One of the greatest sleepers of all time, this car can beat most anything out on the road. With more power than a modern Corvette and the modest looks of the 300E 2.8, this is an amazing collector vehicle that is worth a look.
by SGL the Third July 09, 2005
When a chick doesn't know how to give a handjob and places one hand around the penis and continuously pounds the head of the penis with the palm of her other hand, acting as a hammer.
by EColl6 August 28, 2009
The Hammer is the act of taking a closed fist and beating off your dick into submission while applying as much force as humanly possible resulting in a small, bruised, and compressed cock.
Dude 1: "Bro I got so mad at my mom last night and had to release my anger by using The Hammer, its my favorite tool of choice."
Dude 2: "Fuck..."
Dude 2: "Fuck..."
by Pimp Daddy Crack Dealah February 27, 2013
A mixed concoction of vodka and Simply Limeade. Also functions as a panty liquidator. Also takes the rape out of date rape.
by Kevin Granderson December 01, 2008
Nickname for pro bowler Fred Williamson and given because of the blow to the head style, clothesline, forearm chop that he brutalized other players with. A blow that was perpendicular to the surface of the Earth. In other words he would swing his arm like a Hammer, at his opponent thus braking their helmet. This move is no longer legal in pro football. Inducted into the Indiana Football Hall of Fame in 1996.
Green Bay will feel the wrath of The Hammer.
I'm gonna drop The Hammer on ya!
Fred "The Hammer" Williamson
I'm gonna drop The Hammer on ya!
Fred "The Hammer" Williamson
by frmischaed March 31, 2006