ham or eggs

how much you are commited to something.
ham is a part of the meal, and is commited to it.
eggs is not necessarily included. thus it is on the fence.
made popular by an episode of grey's anatomy.

girl - "do you want to be with me or not?"

boy - "sometimes yes. im not sure. dont pressure me."

girl - "listen, its simple. are you ham or eggs."

by tromano33 November 5, 2006

Ham and eggs

To go super crazy; crazy on steroids

Alexa: Did you see that video of the Waffle House fight??? That was ham.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee May 20, 2023

ham and egg it

To step up one's game when other teammates are not playing well.

When Kobe went down with an injury, the team had to ham and egg it for the first half of the season.

by Dan Theman June 16, 2009

Ham and eggs

A nickname for penis and testicles.

That ball hit me right in the ham and eggs.

by Sipple September 24, 2006

pressed ham and eggs

To push ones testicles to their backside, then press their bare ass and testicles against a plane of glass, squishing the testes against the glass, thus resembling a pressed ham and eggs.

Johnny served all of us a Pressed Ham and Eggs for breakfast from his RV Sunday.

by NASA_CRX May 20, 2008

rotten ham and eggs

When nix six licks jose's balls

Hey stop trying to give me the rotten ham and eggs

by jumbles July 15, 2010

Ham & Eggs

Act in which the testicles are placed in the eyesockets of a sleeping person. The penis is laid over the bridge of the nose. The result looks like a plate of Ham and Eggs

That crowho got passed out wasted and I gave 'er the ham & eggs.

by Stephen J. Graves Jr. November 7, 2004