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Ham's

Small deli style restaurant/bar that is the epicenter of the pits of Hell. It has magical mystic drawing powers that persuade you to come in and spend all of your hard earned cash. It attracts thirty something losers, sluts, and John Mayer rejects during night hours. Known for its Charlies Cheeseburger and Magic by Marlo AKA Dirty old pervert, Ham's also offers a open mic night and karaoke for all the aspiring musicians who have hopped from one cover band to the next, masterbate frequently to John Mayer, and the American Idol wannabes who get drunk first and sing shitty country tunes. Always a good time.........or so the Germans would have us believe.
I met this girl at Ham's last night after Karaoke. Shame she had genital warts.
by Tounge of Colicab October 16, 2008
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shea's ham sandwich

A blow job as defined by the cath lab. Best served on your knees.
Give me a blow job and shea's ham sandwich now woman!
The pharmacy has cost a Shea's ham sandwich often because of slowness. Many ham sandwiches owed.
Shea's ham sandwich not the same as a Sam's hotdog all the way. Or Is It.
by rnm1234 December 23, 2007
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It’s NOT ham!!!

An outburst of pure disgust unleashed when a normal situation in life completely bends you over without consent.
For example: like when you order a beautiful ham baguette and instead receive a tuna-soaked atrocity that smells like it’s been dragged through a fisherman’s jockstrap.

Used when something is SO wrong, SO offensive, that polite language packs its bags and leaves the country.

It’s not ham!!!
by Onesmartfella December 8, 2025
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Let's Green Egg and Ham it

How Shaq raps; terribly.
From the movie Kazaam
Let's Green Egg and Ham it
by Kazaampwner December 5, 2010
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ham sauced

To be completely hammered drunk.
Man, we got so ham sauced after all those Jager Bombs downtown we were so college.
by AMeyers December 20, 2007
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Ham Slacks

Scrumptious slabs of thigh meat that bring throbbing erections to all who dare venture to the obese backyard buffet of a female
For Mother's Day, I got a framed picture of me bending over a picnic basket. The greeting on the picture said, "Happy Mother's Day ham slacks."
by Nipple Fritts December 25, 2012
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Ham Spamming

The act of slapping someone on the face with ones penis
After 5 minutes of ham spamming she could take no more!
by The learned Aristotle April 3, 2009
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