An awsomegame that had what fews games do - playability. Great graphics, story, and gameplay. Worthy of full price and repeat play. A gem only to be surpassed by (Hopefully) Halo 3.
Mike: Hey lets play Halo 1!
Jack: Cool.
(30 days later)
Mike: Shouldn't we stop to eat something?
Jack: What..food? Ok, After we play through legendary mode.
Mike: Good idea.
Easily the best of the Halo trilogy. The oters completely suck due to lack of skill, poor storyline, and an extremely offensive and noobish community.
Army of Noobs: GOD I HATEHALO 1! Hey the pistol is cheap, it requires skill to use. We are sick of getting raped!!! Bungie please make a game that requires no skill so we can talk shit to the ppl who have owned us for years.
Bungie Employee: OK! Better yet lets add auto aim and lunging and take away all realistic concepts on our guns, might as well make a secondary main character too. Even better lets make a Covenant double for every weapon and vehicle in the game because thats real unique! Random respawns and cluttered maps should be fun as well. Hmm how else can we make this game even gayer and conform to the noobs' wishes. And after we spend so much time on this well thought out and magnificent multiplayer, lets make a campaign mode! o wait, too bad we only have 10 mins to make it...lets come up with some randomness for a storyline
The game were you can friggen shoot up a tank with the power of a pistol
Idiot Bob : "Hahahahaha xD I got tank you have no chance against me a pro player!!!!! lel"
Legend Frank : -grabs halo 1 pistol and friggen kills bob"
Idiot Bob : "WHAT THE HECCCCCCCCC MAN WHAT THE HECCCCCCCCCCCCCC"
Legend Frank : "get owned bob and also... upgrade to some real big boy words now will ya?!?!?!"
Also Legend Frank : -Drives off like a boss!-
1. Halo 1337 meaning halo leet, meaning halo elite. A halo elite is a person with no life and wastes their days away in front of a computer screen or TV (on an x-box) pwning n00bs.
Halo 1337's also tend to speak in 1337 language to fellow leets and n00bs to show their pure awesomeness.
2. Someone who will never lose their virginity.
1. Average school guy1: What's with Craig? All he does at lunch times is sit on school computers making sure his skin has no hint of tan like he's allergic to the sun..
Average school guy2: He is a "Halo 1337".
Average school guy2: Say no more.
2. I am the shit coz I pwn n00bs 24/7. Who needs sex when I have a wrist and hand?? (Your average Halo 1337)
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!