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The man's version of HALO from back in the good old days before dual SMG's and cluttered maps ruined the game of the gods.
"Hey we're playing HALO tonight, you in?"

"HALO 1 or 2?"

"HALO 2"

"Sorry, I'm not a chick"
Halo 1 by Than January 15, 2006
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Easily the best of the Halo trilogy. The oters completely suck due to lack of skill, poor storyline, and an extremely offensive and noobish community.
Army of Noobs: GOD I HATE HALO 1! Hey the pistol is cheap, it requires skill to use. We are sick of getting raped!!! Bungie please make a game that requires no skill so we can talk shit to the ppl who have owned us for years.

Bungie Employee: OK! Better yet lets add auto aim and lunging and take away all realistic concepts on our guns, might as well make a secondary main character too. Even better lets make a Covenant double for every weapon and vehicle in the game because thats real unique! Random respawns and cluttered maps should be fun as well. Hmm how else can we make this game even gayer and conform to the noobs' wishes. And after we spend so much time on this well thought out and magnificent multiplayer, lets make a campaign mode! o wait, too bad we only have 10 mins to make it...lets come up with some randomness for a storyline
HALO 1 by Killer N March 17, 2008
The game were you can friggen shoot up a tank with the power of a pistol
Idiot Bob : "Hahahahaha xD I got tank you have no chance against me a pro player!!!!! lel"
Legend Frank : -grabs halo 1 pistol and friggen kills bob"
Idiot Bob : "WHAT THE HECCCCCCCCC MAN WHAT THE HECCCCCCCCCCCCCC"
Legend Frank : "get owned bob and also... upgrade to some real big boy words now will ya?!?!?!"
Also Legend Frank : -Drives off like a boss!-
Halo 1 by Real Paper Boy o April 8, 2019
the way noobs say Halo: combat evolved
Noob: "Halo 1 was the best."

Normal Person: "It's called Halo: combat evolved you fucking noob, you have no respect for the classics."
halo 1 by Bforte40 May 20, 2010
1. Halo 1337 meaning halo leet, meaning halo elite. A halo elite is a person with no life and wastes their days away in front of a computer screen or TV (on an x-box) pwning n00bs.
Halo 1337's also tend to speak in 1337 language to fellow leets and n00bs to show their pure awesomeness.
2. Someone who will never lose their virginity.
1. Average school guy1: What's with Craig? All he does at lunch times is sit on school computers making sure his skin has no hint of tan like he's allergic to the sun..
Average school guy2: He is a "Halo 1337".
Average school guy2: Say no more.

2. I am the shit coz I pwn n00bs 24/7. Who needs sex when I have a wrist and hand?? (Your average Halo 1337)
halo 1337 by BussoNolan March 22, 2009

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One of the many Halo Sequels we're sure to see in the near future,probably out the same season that Call Of Duty:Modern Warfare 256 is released.
Friend:"Hey man,wanna help make a twerk vine?"
You:"Nah man,I'm too busy playing Halo 194.
halo 194 by SilverRants September 16, 2013