Adj. (1) phrase describing a drunkperson. Canadians sometimes say "half in the bag." Those from the states, especially in larger cities prefer, "Half shot in the ass."
"You were half shot in the ass so you probably don't remember shitting in that old man's fish bowl... poor goldfish"
To describe an above average, or impressive shot or throw.
Note: The 'a' is often omitted in some accents or dialects leaving the phrase 'Shot and Half'
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'