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it means to eat sombody's shit.
Oh dude, dont hjal.

Look at that hajal.

you will get 50 bucks if you hajal !

hajal by Krister September 6, 2007
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Abu Hajaar 

A member/player of your team who is almost bound to failing badly in most cases and cause more damage to their own team than to the enemy.

They are a liability and an unfavourable member of you're team.

Team Killer/Failure- can be used as an adjective Abu Hajaarer
Failing Hard/Team Killing- can be used as a verb Abu Hajaaring
(Origin of word began in the Youtube comment section of a video and was used as a gag by ISIS members to identify and describe noobs and team killers)
"Before this battle in ISIS HQ

Fighter " sir what's are plan of attack to push back the infidels?"

Commander "the plan is we will launch a frontal assault in armored vehicles over completely flat terrain in broad daylight toward a fortified hilltop position with no cover or means of retreat or resupply "

Fighter "that sound like a fucking stupid idea, and are armored vehicles are a APC and and a some trucks with some metals sheets bolted on!"

Commander "That's not my problem, oh and Abu Hajarr is going with you."

Fighter "we're fucked."

or
"When I play multiplayer games, 95% of my teammates are Abu Hajaar. "

(see video and comments for sources of examples)

add "/watch?v=aM3ElTvF52I " to the youtube url for video
Abu Hajaar by Eristed May 23, 2016
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A beautiful girl who is talented, hot, caring and lovable. She has many friends and can get along well with others. She is a very matured girl and always be with older people. likes to have a laugh and a lot of fun but can get serious if she puts her mind to it. She's popular among both boys and girls. She is a very secretive girl.

She's really romantic and understanding in relationship.
Girl : My best friend is really fun to be with! She's lovely and some guys are chasing after her.

Friend : She must be Hajar!
Hajar by Arabguysyed December 28, 2017

Halalify 

To make proper or ritually pure or eat food conforming to dietary Islamic laws.
Some food industries don't halalify meat
Halalify by Abdi Mahad October 20, 2012

Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal 

The iconic Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a common staple of Penn State dining. Everyday, cheerful students walk in one of many of Penn State's commons and come out grim-faced. That's when you know they were grilled chicken thigh halaled. Why? It is not only obsessively re-served over other foods that dining knows students enjoy far more over the poor chickens which probably were not even slaughtered halal-style, it also just does not taste good. Eating cardboard with salt and pepper is more preferable to Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal.

The Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a perfect example of one man's trash, another man's trash. To feed the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal to anyone is essentially the equivalent of wishing them a terrible life.

If you see the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal, run, and keep your mouth closed. Before you know it, you have a giant chicken thigh inside your throat.
Freshman: "What the hell is this sad compostable pile of shit?"
Senior: "Oh, that's the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal. We don't talk about the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal."
Freshman: "Why do they serve it?"
Senior: "Beats me. I'm not gonna miss it when I graduate."
Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal by Lexatic September 23, 2020
a far more amusing and original way of saying
allow. Used mainly among the white population of South London.
Person 1: That man is too fat to fit into the roller coaster, even with 3 people trying to push him into the car, lets laugh.

Person 2 (sympathizing with the fat man): .............Halal.............
halal by ka-jay-jay August 18, 2008

So not halal mode 

A term used to describe a usually inappropriate action
Ben Dover: Bro, did you see Emily’s new bikini picture, it’s so hot dude ong 🥵🥵
Joe: Hey, that’s so not halal mode. Let’s keep it halal from here on
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