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hajal

it means to eat sombody's shit.
Oh dude, dont hjal.

Look at that hajal.

you will get 50 bucks if you hajal !
by Krister September 6, 2007
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Abu Hajaar

A member/player of your team who is almost bound to failing badly in most cases and cause more damage to their own team than to the enemy.

They are a liability and an unfavourable member of you're team.

Team Killer/Failure- can be used as an adjective Abu Hajaarer
Failing Hard/Team Killing- can be used as a verb Abu Hajaaring
(Origin of word began in the Youtube comment section of a video and was used as a gag by ISIS members to identify and describe noobs and team killers)
"Before this battle in ISIS HQ

Fighter " sir what's are plan of attack to push back the infidels?"

Commander "the plan is we will launch a frontal assault in armored vehicles over completely flat terrain in broad daylight toward a fortified hilltop position with no cover or means of retreat or resupply "

Fighter "that sound like a fucking stupid idea, and are armored vehicles are a APC and and a some trucks with some metals sheets bolted on!"

Commander "That's not my problem, oh and Abu Hajarr is going with you."

Fighter "we're fucked."

or
"When I play multiplayer games, 95% of my teammates are Abu Hajaar. "

(see video and comments for sources of examples)

add "/watch?v=aM3ElTvF52I " to the youtube url for video
by Eristed May 23, 2016
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Hajar

A beautiful girl who is talented, hot, caring and lovable. She has many friends and can get along well with others. She is a very matured girl and always be with older people. likes to have a laugh and a lot of fun but can get serious if she puts her mind to it. She's popular among both boys and girls. She is a very secretive girl.

She's really romantic and understanding in relationship.
Girl : My best friend is really fun to be with! She's lovely and some guys are chasing after her.

Friend : She must be Hajar!
by Arabguysyed December 28, 2017
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Halalify

To make proper or ritually pure or eat food conforming to dietary Islamic laws.
Some food industries don't halalify meat
by Abdi Mahad October 20, 2012
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Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal

The iconic Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a common staple of Penn State dining. Everyday, cheerful students walk in one of many of Penn State's commons and come out grim-faced. That's when you know they were grilled chicken thigh halaled. Why? It is not only obsessively re-served over other foods that dining knows students enjoy far more over the poor chickens which probably were not even slaughtered halal-style, it also just does not taste good. Eating cardboard with salt and pepper is more preferable to Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal.

The Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a perfect example of one man's trash, another man's trash. To feed the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal to anyone is essentially the equivalent of wishing them a terrible life.

If you see the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal, run, and keep your mouth closed. Before you know it, you have a giant chicken thigh inside your throat.
Freshman: "What the hell is this sad compostable pile of shit?"
Senior: "Oh, that's the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal. We don't talk about the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal."
Freshman: "Why do they serve it?"
Senior: "Beats me. I'm not gonna miss it when I graduate."
by Lexatic September 23, 2020
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halal

a far more amusing and original way of saying
allow. Used mainly among the white population of South London.
Person 1: That man is too fat to fit into the roller coaster, even with 3 people trying to push him into the car, lets laugh.

Person 2 (sympathizing with the fat man): .............Halal.............
by ka-jay-jay August 18, 2008
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So not halal mode

A term used to describe a usually inappropriate action
Ben Dover: Bro, did you see Emily’s new bikini picture, it’s so hot dude ong 🥵🥵
Joe: Hey, that’s so not halal mode. Let’s keep it halal from here on
by Demarcuscousinsthethird December 17, 2021
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