hairy gorilla

Shave your pubes before you have sex with a chick. Later, ride her hecka hard until you have to skeet. Take out your shlong and cream on her chest and rub it around. Whip out your pubes that you had hopefully stashed in a nice tupperware or baggy and dump em on her chest. Thus, the hairy gorilla.

Other versions of the hairy gorilla:

I skeeted on the sides of her face and slapped on my pubes to create the "hairy hassidic jew"!

I skeeted on her feet and slapped on my pubes to create the notorious "hairy hobbit"!

hairy gorilla by Hairy Gorilla August 28, 2006

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hairy gorrila #6122 is the god of rap

"have you heard of hairy gorilla #6122? hes the god of rap!!!"

hairy gorilla #6122 by hairy gorilla November 4, 2021

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Big Fat Hairy Gorilla

When your bestfriend Has a hairy Chest and Hairy cock

BIG FAT HAIRY GORILLA DEFINITION

Big Fat Hairy Gorilla by CUMDROP CUM HANDLE April 1, 2021

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Hairy Ass Gorilla

My grandmother, who weighs 652 pounds, is 8' 4" tall, drives a Mac truck, and runs the 40 in 10.2. From the movie Dazed and Confused.

You: Wow look at that monster. Who is that?
Me: That's my grandmother, she's a hairy ass gorilla.
You: Wow.
Me: Yep, weighs 852 pounds, is 8' 4" tall, drives a Mac truck, runs a 40 in 10.2, and eats small children for lunch.

Hairy Ass Gorilla by 1Spry1 January 3, 2012

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hairy mustard gorilla gay balls

When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts

Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"

hairy mustard gorilla gay balls by goofyfoog March 31, 2025

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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