hairy gorilla 

Shave your pubes before you have sex with a chick. Later, ride her hecka hard until you have to skeet. Take out your shlong and cream on her chest and rub it around. Whip out your pubes that you had hopefully stashed in a nice tupperware or baggy and dump em on her chest. Thus, the hairy gorilla.

Other versions of the hairy gorilla:

I skeeted on the sides of her face and slapped on my pubes to create the "hairy hassidic jew"!

I skeeted on her feet and slapped on my pubes to create the notorious "hairy hobbit"!

hairy gorilla by Hairy Gorilla August 28, 2006

hairy gorilla #6122 

hairy gorrila #6122 is the god of rap

"have you heard of hairy gorilla #6122? hes the god of rap!!!"

hairy gorilla #6122 by hairy gorilla November 4, 2021

Big Fat Hairy Gorilla 

When your bestfriend Has a hairy Chest and Hairy cock

BIG FAT HAIRY GORILLA DEFINITION

Big Fat Hairy Gorilla by CUMDROP CUM HANDLE April 1, 2021

Hairy Ass Gorilla 

My grandmother, who weighs 652 pounds, is 8' 4" tall, drives a Mac truck, and runs the 40 in 10.2. From the movie Dazed and Confused.

You: Wow look at that monster. Who is that?
Me: That's my grandmother, she's a hairy ass gorilla.
You: Wow.
Me: Yep, weighs 852 pounds, is 8' 4" tall, drives a Mac truck, runs a 40 in 10.2, and eats small children for lunch.

Hairy Ass Gorilla by 1Spry1 January 3, 2012

hairy mustard gorilla gay balls

When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts

Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"

hairy mustard gorilla gay balls by goofyfoog March 31, 2025