Hairy Gary

When a women slides her prickly 5 o'clock shadowed vagina up and down your back so you feel the scratching as she proceeds to leave a snail like slime trail that resembles gary the snail from spongebob

Last night clair went wild amd gave me a hairy gary

Hairy Gary by Frankenstank January 11, 2018

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hairy gary

A big, smelly, jungle-like vagina

Tyler's mom has a big hairy gary problem.

hairy gary by Tyler Smith May 13, 2005

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Hairy Gary

The act of shaving your genetalia whilst a person’s open mouth is placed directly under, catching all the pubic hair and swallowing it.

I went to go take a shit, but I walked in on Rob giving my mother a Hairy Gary!

Hairy Gary by ☆★Midas★☆ April 12, 2026

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Gary Oldman as Harry Truman

Gary's Harry Truman in Oppenheimer; from Commissioner Gordon in 'The Dark Knight' to the White House. Leadership at its finest.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing President Truman in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: It's Gary Oldman as Harry Truman , who else? From Gotham to the Oval Office.

Gary Oldman as Harry Truman by courtofowls September 4, 2023

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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