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Hairless Cat 

A breed of cat also known as the Sphnx cat. Requires an open heart due to its 'interesting' look. With barely any hair and very wrinkly skin, it looks like a naked mole rat with bat ears and feels like a warm peach when pet. Due to its lack of fur, it has a higher metabolism to regulate its body temperature. Upside: cat is very warm and makes a nice feet warmer. Downside: literally inhales food and poops 'like a boss.' A very good pet to have around Halloween! :)
Mojo was a very UGLY hairless cat:
Geez man, what is that thing?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or something that was involved in a horrible microwave accident.

Sophie was a very PRETTY hairless cat:
Aww! What is that adorable creature?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or an ANGEL!!! :P

*Based on personal experience, the beauty of these cats is in the eye of the beholder.* <3
Hairless Cat by iluvmybaldkitties November 8, 2011
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HAIRLESS CAT 

WHEN A GIRL HAS ABSOLUTELY NO HAIR BETWEEN HER LEGS AND IS CLEANED SHAVIN
I JUST SHAVED NOW I HAVE A HAIRLESS CAT!!!!!!!
HAIRLESS CAT by TYANA101 January 20, 2009

Hairless cats 

When cats are hairless so you eat them and fry ten
You cut the Hairless cat open and fry them and eat it (hairless cats
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