When you set your hair on fire, or at least singe it, while trying to light the bong. Especially bad if you’re a long haired greasy hippie, you’ll end up looking like ghost rider. That’s why you should get a haircut you god damn hippies.
They’ve been telling Hippie Steve to get a haircut, or at least take a shower for years now, but he didn’t listen. Then one day while trying to enjoy the marijuanas, unwashed for days and extremely greasy, his hair went up faster than nascar. That was the most brutal hippie haircut in the history of stonerhood. RIP Hippie Steve.
by A WHITE GUY April 19, 2021
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A "Bastard Haircut" is a haircut that doesn't suit or fit the person wearing it, yet they refuse to accept it.
"Have you seen Johnny?"

"Nah"

"He's got a Bastard Haircut"
by Omega Messiah March 9, 2020
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It's when you twist the girls pubes into a ponytail and then proceed to bite down on said ponytail and yank it out then kiss it back into her mouth
Yooo! man shit got freaky last night, I ended up giving her a Walmart Haircut during foreplay
by Jake paul-sama May 10, 2020
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Getting a hideous hair cut when your mother follows you to the barber
Oh no! What happened to your hair? :William
I got a Mother-bring-haircut
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The completion of a male ejaculation upon the scalp of another male, particularly on a man with soft bones.
Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.
by Ballrock November 30, 2016
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This is a term used as an insult to somebody who is completely basic rich person. Not limited to only rich people any conformist person can be a middle-class haircut.
A real middle class haircut just walked into with his boys acting like he owns the place.
by Brick and Mortar September 17, 2020
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