Hair Doo 

N.
While in the 69 position, the man or woman slowly defecates in a steady stream of diarrhea, producing a 'shampoo' for said mate to enjoy and giving the recipient a whole new hair 'doo'. Leave this one to the pros.

Dammit, Steven gave me another hair doo last night; It's going to take a year to get it all out!

Hair Doo by BroBRo Chill May 12, 2009

arabian hair doo 

After a hot and sweaty day you take your sack sweat and put it all over someones hair

When funk passed out, I totaly gave him an arabian hair doo

arabian hair doo by coniff October 4, 2006

Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani 

!@#$%^&*() Yeet some useless nursery rhyme British soldiers made up to make fun of American ones too bad America won but American toddlers love it for some reason Yeet

Weird guy: Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani

Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani by laser_fox March 10, 2021

Putting dooky braidz in your hair 

Tenzi said I looked stupid because I'm probably only 1% black, however perhaps I can study that coesmetology.

Tenzi called me out when I was putting dooky braidz in your hair. Me, Kelsey Clingenpeel Saucedo LOL

Putting dooky braidz in your hair by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019