hair balls

A general term for untrained people willing to cut their own hair without regard for the outcome.

Barb got tired of her bangs being so long so she trimmed them in the mirror with a disposable razor. She's got hair balls!

by IowagirlBAM November 1, 2009

No hair off my balls

1. Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.

or to the layman:
2. Shit ain't a big deal.

No hair off my balls.

by Nick McD September 25, 2010

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Hair Ball

A Hair Ball is a method of smoking marijuana where the buds are rubbed together, which makes the thin red/brown hairs fall off. The hairs are then roll up into a ball with a rolling paper. It is then placed into the bong piece and smoked.

Hey man, wanna go hit some hair balls out of my bong later?

by legalguardian September 18, 2009

the hair ball

(n) a type of sex configuration in a threesome where a hairy man is in between two other partners

Cole, Chris, and I tried out the hair ball this weekend. It was wild.

by noaboa1212 December 4, 2016

Hair ball

A common prison sex practice, where one inmate inserts his penis into the other inmate's often unshaved armpit. The term comes from the contact of the testicles to the armpit hair.

Prison Mike: C'mere, boy, lemme hair ball you.

by Puddingcup4110 October 18, 2009

hair ball

see furball

ugh I gat a hairball in my throat.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003