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Paige Railstone 

An underground DJ and rising star at DFTBA records with the debut album "Off the Railstone"
I never knew how being made of awesome felt, until I listened to Paige Railstone.
Paige Railstone by 0072010 August 21, 2010

knuckle hailstorm 

A barrage of knuckle punches on a individual during a first class ass whooping.
John Doe: I'm sorry, what did you say?

Crazy Mick (foreigner): I said f*@k your mom and the USA!

This insult is quickly followed with an immediate reign of knuckle hailstorm to the poor fellow.
knuckle hailstorm by CptAmerica April 18, 2011

golden hailstorm 

Similar to the golden shower, the golden hailstorm is a sexual act in which one person urinates on another, while passing a kidney or ureteral stone. Due to its rarity and near improbability, the golden hailstorm is often praised heavily by its receiver.
Late one night at the senior center, Martha and Frank started getting frisky with one another. Martha started to take off Frank's pants but he quickly stopped her. "Hold on, i've got a surprise for you!" he said with a wink. He then finished taking off his pants, and immediately started screeching loudly. Luckily for Martha, she had her hearing aid turned down, but she could still see Frank's visible agony. Just as she was about to ask if he was okay, Frank suddenly unleashed the golden hailstorm all over Martha's face. Three small stones hit her straight in her open mouth, and the immense pressure of the previously-blocked urine sprayed Martha like the rains of a Category Five hurricane. Martha was overcome by the sheer beauty of the golden hailstorm; she later described it as akin to seeing the aurora borealis or like being kissed by the Pope. After the golden hailstorm, Martha treated Frank to hours over intercourse, as she in awe of being a part of the rare golden hailstorm.
golden hailstorm by mrboochieman November 29, 2013

Hailstoned 

The moment you go from being sober, or resonably fine, to absolutely wasted in the space of a few seconds.

Applies to alcohol and other substances
"urgh, after those shots of jager, i got totally hailstoned"

"A few toke's of this shit and you'll be hailstoned in no time"

Alexander Hamiltoned 

When someone asks you: "what's your

name, man?" And a flying Lin

Manuel Miranda screams "Alexander Hamilton!" And flies away
Alexander Hamiltoned by Veryoriginal November 21, 2017

Hiltoned 

PERSON A: "I got sent to the pokey for 45 days on a drunk driving charge"

PERSON B: "Man you was HILTONED"
Hiltoned by Haldormud July 8, 2007