Character from Gerard Way's "The Umbrella Academy". He's the fifth member who has the ability to time travel and teleport. In an attempt to time travel he got stuck in the future and when he returned to the present he was stuck in his body from when he was 13. His actual age being 58. He's married to a beautiful mannequin named Dolores. Also, he would kill for a decent cup of coffee. I recommend you watch the show, it's on Netflix.

Luther (aka number 1): But that's murder
Five Hargreeves: Jesus Luther, grow up

Five Hargreeves by d-o-o-t-e-r April 2, 2019

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Ben Hargreeves

A legend. An icon. A queen.
He blesses the world with his Bentacles and Klaus Hargreeves with his brain cell.

Someone: "I really miss Ben Hargreeves"
Klaus: "I really wish he would shut up"

Ben Hargreeves by Number 6 Hargreeves April 21, 2019

Klaus Hargreeves

we will protect our funky lil gay boi, jazzy trash that everyone loves

he needs love
pansexual icon
d r u g s. Just look at him.

person1:oof yes go smol funky boi
person 2: do you mean the queen Klaus Hargreeves?

Klaus Hargreeves by clikkieprincess October 23, 2019

klaus hargreeves

a hottie thottie who smokes pottie

person 1: who’s that thot?
person 2: idk but he’s hot
person 3: are you stupid?? that’s klaus hargreeves

klaus hargreeves by the ipbdps July 19, 2019

luther hargreeves

number ‘one’ out of seven children in the hargreeves family of the umbrella academy show . he was sent to the moon for four years by his father & is that one idiot leader who thinks he's better than everyone else.

nobody :
luther hargreeves : gUYS DAD SENT ME TO THE MOON FOR FOUR YEARS FOR NO REASON

luther hargreeves by sip the tea March 24, 2019

Klaus Hargreeves

Also known as “The Séance”, or “Number Four” Klaus is number 4 out of 7 Hargreeves siblings. They are an ex-superhero. Klaus is pansexual, and has a love/hate addiction with drugs. They are able to communicate with the dead and project them to the mortal world, but only when they are sober. They can also levitate, but only with their shoes off.

Klaus is the least taken seriously out of the Hargreeves siblings, and their siblings treat them like they can’t do anything when in fact, they can.

Person A: Whose’s your favorite Hargreeves sibling?
Person B: Klaus Hargreeves of course!

Klaus Hargreeves by amaxe March 7, 2019

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026