A person who is good at haggling. Someone who knows an item is marked for resale too high at a garage sale or thrift shop. Someone who can haggle with class & get the car dealership to lower the price of a new car. Singular.
Lance watched the hagglee get the large cluster of Quartz Crystals down to a reasonable purchasing price.
by Dr. Mando August 22, 2020
Get the Hagglee mug.Any person, not necessarily homeless, that will haggle bargain with you for your feces (chocolate gumdrops).
Someone that will approach you seemingly out of nowhere, after having shadowed you, analyzing in secret the remnants of your stanking poo, perhaps left behind in public restrooms.
They will attempt to get you to lower your standard fee - don't! Rob them blind with your penchant for poo pricing!
Someone that will approach you seemingly out of nowhere, after having shadowed you, analyzing in secret the remnants of your stanking poo, perhaps left behind in public restrooms.
They will attempt to get you to lower your standard fee - don't! Rob them blind with your penchant for poo pricing!
Jeremiah, once a stand up guy, fell victim to the thrifty prowess of the notorious East End crap-haggler Humberto "two turd" Rodriguez.
by Paco Sánchez November 22, 2006
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by Liwimouse April 22, 2022
Get the hagglegat mug.To try and convince someone to make whatever they are selling a lower price. They'll suggest a price, you'll suggest a lower one, and each of you keep on suggesting prices until you are willing to pay.
by Newbia June 23, 2004
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Tom was going to propose to Melissa until he found out she was a dick haggler and knew he didn't have enough to compensate for his average member.
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Comes from the song "DeLorean" by El-P
Because the lyrics don't make sense
"Haggle proof snaggletooth fabulous 5 freddy
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Comes from the song "DeLorean" by El-P
Because the lyrics don't make sense
"Haggle proof snaggletooth fabulous 5 freddy
Krueger finger discount bliss lou retton dismount"
What's going on??
I dunno, it's a haggleproof snaggletooth.
What's this dude talkin about?
I dunno, he's a haggleproof snaggletooth
I dunno, it's a haggleproof snaggletooth.
What's this dude talkin about?
I dunno, he's a haggleproof snaggletooth
by ivan ooze February 23, 2010
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