friend: Hey i just won the lottery!
me: HOLY GUCAMOLE! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!
friend: Luck.
me: HOLY GUCAMOLE DID YOU GET LUCK FROM YOUR BIRTH?
friend: no mate
me: WHAT THE HELL WHY THE
FUCK YOU CALLED ME "MATE"
friend: thats what we are, mates.
me: shut the motherfucking holy gucafuckingmoly!!!
friend: fuck you bitch nigga ass
cockand that kids, your friends
will now hate you.