guyaphram Share definition Flag A condom that is left on the penis for an indefinite amount of time so you are always protected when the time comes. Courtney: Do you have any protection?Steve: I always wear my guyaphram.Courtney: That's hot. guyaphram by eyecjay April 1, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the guyaphram mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch