guy crush

When a straight male extremely admires another male for his looks or voice.

Steve: I really like Luke Bryan, he's very talented and handsome, he's my "guy crush"

by Lyric Bias July 24, 2014

guy crush

If a straight guy has developed a "guy crush" on another guy, they admire him for his looks, fiscal attributes, sex life, attitude or relationship with girls and other guys. They may wish to be like him, be friends with him or just touch him. It is not wrong to like a girl while having a guy crush.

#1: Sam: Matt is so sexy, I think I'm developing a guy crush on him.

#2 Liam: Brett, stop staring at him. He'll think you have a guy crush.
#3 Scott: Do you see the was Sam follows you around? He probably has a guy crush on you. What do you think he likes about you ? Your dick?

by BestiesBeforeTestes March 12, 2017

Guy Crush

The acknowledgement by a straight man that if he were gay, he would have a crush on the guy in question.

I have a guy crush on young Michael Beihn. If I were gay, I would totally date him.

by AtheistMetal March 18, 2021

Car crash guy

A raging idiot who makes himself look cool in front of his "large" girlfriend by getting super angry when someone barely runs into his car and barely bends his license plate. After realizing the minimal damage, car crash guy seems happy, but he sees high school kids laughing at his idiocy and threatens them to look even more cool. The theory is that car crash guy got dumped shortly after. Also used as a verb for a person struggling to take off their hoodie or any other article of clothing.

1. "Look at car crash guy raging again, he just punched that 3 year old for crying" "Yeah that's the fifth time today"

2. "Dude, I wanted to fight that guy so bad, but I just couldn't get my hoodie off in time, he ran away as I was struggling with it" "haha man I can't believe you pulled a car crash guy like that"

by avsfan93 December 4, 2010