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gut-shot 

In poker, four out of five cards needed to make a straight if the middle number is the one missing.

Opposite of open-ended (four cards in a row that will make a straight with either low or high card).

A gut-shot straight draw is less likely to suceed because there are only four cards that can help you. Open-ended straight draws have better odds because there are eight cards that can make your straight.
Gut-shot = 2,3,_,5,6 or 9,10,_,Q,K
Open-ended = _,3,4,5,6,_ or _,10,J,Q,K,_
gut-shot by Coell December 28, 2005
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Gut-Shot 

To either execute the act of or be recipient of a firearms wound/GSW to the abdominal area. In pre-20th Century medicinal eras, being Gut-Shot usually meant receiving a very painful, mortal wound. In modern medicinal eras, while it's exceptionally painful, there is a higher survival probability than might otherwise be realized by a chest wound due to the more lengthy time it takes to "bleed out."
Phil aimed his pistol at Larry's belly and gut-shot him over an argument.
Gut-Shot by WkStuart June 23, 2017

Gut-shot 

Ejaculating deep in a female's vagina

I.e., blowing your load in her "gut"
Friend: Why are you buying a pregnancy test?
Girl: Dan took a gut-shot in me the other week and now my period is late
Gut-shot by Sarahj883 July 16, 2019

Gut shot 

The act of a large penis hitting a female's cervix during sex
"His dick was so big he was giving me gut shots with every stroke, I almost threw up"
Gut shot by DakotaMatt July 16, 2019

Gut Shot 

The act of farting directly unto the belly of a loved one as they try to (unwantedly) "big spoon you"

A deterrent to cuddling/spooning on a hot day.

Able to be passed off as a "sleep fart"
It was hot as hell when I woke up and the bitch tried to come spoon me. Pretending to still be asleep I Gut shot her and she backed off.
Gut Shot by InquisitorX July 13, 2019

gut shot leopard 

Gut shot leopard is a term for "an awful mess." If my dad ever saw some of my horrible wiring jobs as a youngster, or some terrible looking food he was the first to exclaim it looked like a gut shot leopard.
"holy christ boy what did you do here? this bastard looks like a gut shot leopard."
gut shot leopard by blake March 31, 2004

Shotgun Gut Punch 

Whilst in the act of fornication, the recipient is to put their longest finger into the anus of the provider. In turn executing the most visceral climax possible.
Man I was having sex last night, and they stuck their finger in my butt. I gave them the biggest shotgun gut punch!
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