Gurkmann is a legendary figure who appears in many legends from the ancient Greeks to the great Monoglian Empire. In modern times, one Rocket League team in particular has attracted attention. The Team consists of Slyx (a well-known musician and adult star), NiviTivi (he is black), Ohalan (lives in a cave with no internet) and Captain KolossalOase (aka Dave).
oh shit Gurkmann is going to beat our asses.
He is so sexy I hope his C*ck is green like Gurkmann
Gurkmann is a legendary figure who appears in many legends from the ancient Greeks to the great Monoglian Empire. In modern times, one Rocket League team in particular has attracted attention. The Team consists of Slyx (a well-known musician and adult star), NiviTivi (he is black), Ohalan (lives in a cave with no internet) and Captain KolossalOase (aka Dave).
oh shit Gurkmann is going to beat our asses.
He is so sexy I hope his C*ck is green like Gurkmann
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.