grundle nugget

A person that is short, pudgy, and dirty. They usually have curly filthy hair. They also tend to eat the brown chip gardettos. You can point a true grundle nugget out a mile away. They get no bitches either.

The grundle nugget that lives next door gets on my last damn nerve.

grundle nugget by Grundy McGrundle Nug Breeder May 15, 2009

Grundle Nuggets 

Matted human feces found in the shaggy area between the cornhole and ball sack / love taco (better known as the taint). Though commonly confused with dingleberries, grundle nuggets are typically interwoven and much larger in size.

My dear lord, look at the Grundle Nuggets on her!
I really need to get these Grundle Nuggets taken care of.
I have a really bad infection caused by Grundle Nuggets build-up.
I don't know what smells worse, rat milk or my Grundle Nuggets.
This Quilted Northern isn't doing shit for my Grundle Nuggets

Grundle Nuggets by The Doctor 2.0 September 11, 2012

Grundel Nugget 

A chunk of dried skin created by a pair of sweaty, reeking balls that hang too low and are left unattended for far, far too long in the middle of a July heatwave in Utah. This chunk of skin is deposited, through the friction caused by the rippling, thunderous, hairy thighs attached to said balls, onto the swampy region found betwixt the subject's scrotum and anus, and is then found by the subject's unfortunate girlfriend when he arrives home from his four hour shift at the Fried Chicken Castle and requests a quick blowjob before plopping down to a six hour World of Warcraft marathon with the rest of the grown men in the neighborhood who reside in their mothers' basements.

Dude, I am not giving you a blow job until you switch over your mom's whites into the dryer and clean up those nasty grundel nuggets you've always got sprouting down there.

Grundel Nugget by Mangan's Sister July 1, 2011