When your buddy is passed out and you glue a duck bill to his GRUNDLE. When he awakes and tries to walk the duck bill will wiggle and bite the back of his sack causing him to fall to the ground and yell, SHIT!!! The grundle bites are attacking my sack!
Billie bob (bag of donuts)Yooo Johnnie, let's give Todd the GRUNDLE DUCKLING he is passed out.
Johnnnie, sweet I got a duck bill handy!
Billie Bob glueing, glueing
5 hours later...
Todd awakes and tried to walk to the bathroom and falls over in pain holding his package...
Todd.. CRAP the grunts are attacking my SACK!
A grundlebucket is not a pleasant person, this person always manages to weasel their way into every inch of your life and transform your joy to pain. A grundlebucket should be avoided.
Mr May: Hey student 1 can I call you Grundlebucket as a nickname
Student 1: I dont know sir I'm pretty sure that's not a nice name let me search it up on the Urban Dictionary Mr May: OH ok, oh yes go right ahead
Student 1: A grundlebucket is not a pleasant person, this..... HEY this wasn't here last week, Grundlebucket is an inside joke for our class, this guy who wrote it.. they,...they...they...must.tt.t be..iiin our..classsss!
Editor: HA
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.