groom the dog

a term used to describe when a male spruces up his overall crotch area.

Even when Marvin wore shorts it was quite obvious he didn't groom the dog.
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Tina was quite pleased with Timmy's dog grooming. "There is nothing like a man who rocks the Vicious V and grooms his dog so well."
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by _Derek_ October 18, 2007

Grooming The Dog

To shave the crotch area (ie) penis, wang, etc) of a man with a woman's razor.

Jim is grooming the dog using his wife's Venus dual action razor.

by airsoftman September 6, 2010