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Mono Grono 

A small little creature that has be plucked from a tree at a small age. Mono Grono’s tend to be cute and need kissies to survive, but can have very poopy butt holes and love stepping in chili. Also, they may cost you thousands of dollars due to kitty kidney stones.
Dang, that dude is such a mono grono
Mono Grono by Miatajuana May 28, 2022

gonokakakhackus 

A disease of the penis discovered by Dr. Zappa.
Symptoms are:
Hurting to pee
It reaching out and grabbing your meat
And your balls feeling like a pair of maraccas
To avoid such a disease avoid liaisons with taco stand ladys and avoiding gas station toilets
Joe: I've made a horrible discovery!
Doctor:What is it Joe?
Joe:Why does it hurt when I pee?
Doctor:Did you get it from the toilet seat?
Joe:Yes!! It jumped right out and grabbed my meat! Help doc my balls feel like a pair of maracas and please don't stick no needle in me!!!
Doctor: You probably got the........Gonokakakhackus!!!

gronola gal 

A smart, down to earth, outdoorsy women that takes care of her body and isn't into material goods. Kind, Considerate, friendly, and individualistic women that volunteers and cares about the environment. Tends not to care for drama either. There is a posiblity she eats granola but not a requirement.
I am tired of the shopaholics and want to meet a nice gronola gal.
gronola gal by mountain man1 August 4, 2009
Disease. In Colombia it's used to demean a person just the same way like pirobo, garbimba, malparido, etc
Your boyfriend hit you? What a gonorrea. That gonorrea stole my bus fare
gonorrea by pimpollo July 16, 2007
A Headcrab Zombie's second stage of mutation, appearing only in Half-Life: Opposing Force.
If a Headcrab Zombie isn't killed, it turns into a Gonome.
Gonome by Skelwor December 9, 2009
Gore pornography, a cinematic horror sub-genre that depicts torture, suffering and drawn-out death that tests the staying power of audiences as much as the victims. Sex has nothing to do with it, but, like porn, it’s all about visual thrills. It’s all about the gore – the more gruelling the better.
Hostel II was pure gorno man!
gorno by Chaiselongue December 9, 2008