gronndingle 

When you perform a chokehold on a person using use your legs, whilst teabagging them.

She freaked out when Gronnoc Gronndingled her last night

gronndingle by Ken t'5th May 9, 2018

groundjingle

The act of cutting open your bull sack and placing a goldfish inside it then sewing it back up. Leaving the fish wiggling.

‘Oh man you’ve really got a good groundjingle’

groundjingle by Bean bags May 22, 2019

Grondinger 

Bitch stick, princess, accountant. Someone who loves smoking skinny cigars.

"Man, that guy is such a Grondinger, he's smoking a bitch stick!"

"Dude, did that guy just hook up with a bull dog?? What a Grondinger...."

"Man, did that guy just lose his wallet? What a Grondinger"

Yo, that cunt didn't text me back! It's been 2.5 minutes!!" - Says a Grondinger...

Grondinger by DC - JP October 23, 2010